- Tyler Li: Okay, so you get eight days of Christmas?
- Avery Bishop: Tyler look, for the last time it's called Hanukkah, all right? If you call it Christmas one more time, I swear I'm gonna shove a menorah up your...
- Jack Harper: [Jack excuses himself when Tru gets to the body that's been dead for six months...] For the record, she was dead when I got here.
- Tru: Duly noted. Now, get out.
- Jack Harper: Already on my way.
- Jack Harper: Oh come on Tru, I just want to hear you say it one time!
- [whispers]
- Jack Harper: Help me.
- Tru: Would you settle for 'Bite me'?