Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

A Bag Full of Jawea (2004)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alan Harper : [at Jake's school]  I don't know what he did, Charlie. The teacher just called and told me to come get him.

  Charlie Harper : Well, I want it on the record. If the kid was running a blackjack game under the bleachers, he didn't necessarily get the idea from me.

  Charlie Harper : [Alan burns Charlie a 'look']  What? I said he didn't!