Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Bad News from the Clinic (2004)

Melanie Lynskey: Rose

Quotes 

• Rose : Let's review. She's gorgeous, but she's also self-centered. She's promiscuous, she's commitment phobic...

  Charlie Harper : Oh, my God! I'm dating myself! No wonder the sex is so good.

• Rose : I've been riddled with glauckenstucken ever since.

  Charlie : Glaucken...

  Rose : Glauckenstucken! It means feeling guilty for having felt schadenfreud.

  Charlie : They have a word for that?

  Rose : Well, not yet, but I'm hoping glauckenstucken catches on!