Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Bad News from the Clinic (2004)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : How in the hell do you meditate when someone's squirtin' water up your business?

• Berta : Alan. Got a riddle for you. What's short, sticky, picky and only supposed to be here on the weekends? I'll give you a hint: it's your kid.