Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

Gift of the Magnovox (1995)

Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy

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Quotes 

• Ryan Malloy : Dad's coming over. Just tell him it's their anniversary.

  Tiffany Malloy : That's what I forgot.

  [checks her phone] 

  Tiffany Malloy : He's on my call list. Oh, well, guess he'll find out soon, huh?

  [knock on door, she stands up from couch, opens, it's Jack] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Hi, Daddy.

  Jack Malloy : Hi, baby. Say, what was that really important message you had to tell me?

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh, right, it is really important. Thank God I caught you.

  [cellphone rings, she smirks] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Please hold, Daddy.

  [she answers] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Hello? Oh, hi, Amber... He did what? Then maybe he's not a real gynecologist.

  [attention diverted, she leaves Jack standing there while she goes off to chat] 

• Jennie Malloy : Drop dead!

  Jack Malloy : Bite me!