- Ryan Malloy: Dad's coming over. Just tell him it's their anniversary.
- Tiffany Malloy: That's what I forgot.
- [checks her phone]
- Tiffany Malloy: He's on my call list. Oh, well, guess he'll find out soon, huh?
- [knock on door, she stands up from couch, opens, it's Jack]
- Tiffany Malloy: Hi, Daddy.
- Jack Malloy: Hi, baby. Say, what was that really important message you had to tell me?
- Tiffany Malloy: Oh, right, it is really important. Thank God I caught you.
- [cellphone rings, she smirks]
- Tiffany Malloy: Please hold, Daddy.
- [she answers]
- Tiffany Malloy: Hello? Oh, hi, Amber... He did what? Then maybe he's not a real gynecologist.
- [attention diverted, she leaves Jack standing there while she goes off to chat]
- Tiffany Malloy: Boy. Mom's in a horrible mood.
- Ryan Malloy: Really? She say so?
- Tiffany Malloy: You're an idiot!
- Ryan Malloy: She knows that. Why would that upset her?
- Ross Malloy: Maybe it's her period.
- Tiffany Malloy: What do you know about periods?
- Ross Malloy: They come at the end of sentences.
- [to Ryan:]
- Ross Malloy: And Mom gets them a lot.