Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy

Quotes 

• Mr. Floppy : [Vegas casino fantasy sequence, at the gambling table, he is the mascot of five gorgeous girls]  Come on girls, rub the bunny for luck!

  [they do] 

  Mr. Floppy : Don't forget the tail!

  [they didn't] 

• Mr. Floppy : [in the midst of his Hawaiian fantasy, being cuddled by two dream-girls]  Drew Barrymore, if you're watching, this is only a fantasy, you're still my one true love. But until you call, I can live with this.

  [joyous laughter] 

  Jack Malloy : [passing behind them]  Hey, will you look at this, all this seafood, and for only $89-95c.

  [it's a mountainous heap] 

  Mr. Floppy : Ahh. I'm suddenly sleepy. Pillow for my head please?

  [he gets to rest his weary head on the side of Donna D'Errico's bosom - in real life, he is grunting with pleasure as he lies there on the couch with Jack] 

  Jack Malloy : Floppy! Floppy, snap out of it!

  Mr. Floppy : Huh?

  [impatiently:] 

  Mr. Floppy : What do you want?

  Jack Malloy : Look, when I said we were going to Hawaii, I didn't mean that it was... Well, I meant... Well, I'm talking about me and Jennie going.

  Mr. Floppy : [impatiently]  What you talking about, Willis?

  Jack Malloy : [rises]  I can't take a stuffed bunny on vacation with me.

  Mr. Floppy : [hurt]  I brought you on my fantasy.

  Jack Malloy : Did I have fish? I love fish.

  Mr. Floppy : You had a delightful seafood platter. I chose the melons.

• Mr. Floppy : [last lines, reading fan mail]  Dear Mr. Floppy, I think you're sweet, smart and savvy, everything I want in a man. Are you married? Liz T., Los Angeles. Eight times! I think I might still be married to two of them, but that's for the lawyers to decide. I have 164 kids, to. All of them named George. Hi, guys. Uhm, check's in the mail. Daddy loves you. And, uhm, kids, always wear a raincoat.

  [secret exposed, looks forlornly at camera]