- Jerome: Tiffany said you were both going to see the rerelease of The Bridges Of Madison County today.
- Barbara Caufield: We have to. It's part of our assignment for The History of Chick Flicks #101 class. It's pretty much an easy A. Except for the fact that we have to write that Bette Midler is a *vibrant* life-force instead of a barnacle-encrusted old sea hag.
- Ryan Malloy: [practicing by himself how he is going to take care of the bullies] Please, Barbara, let me handle this. Hey, you throwing popcorn at me? At me? Nobody throws popcorn at Ryan Malloy! Now shut up, or I'll pee in your Perrier and you'll call it champagne!