Seann William Scott: Moondoggie

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : [spots beach hunk]  Oh! Would you look at him? He's the ginchiest. A surf god. He looks like a beer commercial for girls. If girls ever bought beer, instead of just having it poured down their throats by guys

  [with irony:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : who wanna give them a back rub.

  [hands mimicking back rub] 

  Ryan Malloy : What's the big noise? He's just a wet guy with long hair. I mean, I've seen better hair on the mashed potatoes in school.

  Tiffany Malloy : I just know he's gonna come talk to me.

  Sable O'Brien : [intercepting, with surfer-speak]  I saw you dogging that crazy lumber. You must be stoked that it is such a hooting day. So, were the sets, like, really glassy when you jazz them?

  Moondoggie : [densely]  Ya.

  Tiffany Malloy : [sensing competition]  Uh-oh.

  Sable O'Brien : I'd wig if you showed me to shoot a wicked curl.

  Moondoggie : [laughs dumbly, he doesn't understand this hot chick]  Uh, yeah!

  Amber Moss : Look! Sable caught a surfer! She's the coolest girl in school!

  [Barry's jaw drops] 

  Amber Moss : Let's be seen with her!

  [they run after] 

  Tiffany Malloy : [to Ryan, lying passed out]  Oh God, I've just lost a boy, and all of my adoring friends. But I'll get 'em back. I'll get it all back.

  Amber Moss : [returning]  Tiffany, I have to ask you a question.

  Tiffany Malloy : [smiles, it's happening already!]  My pleasure.

  Amber Moss : What do you think Sable would want for her birthday?

  Tiffany Malloy : [looks dejected]  Everything I have.

  [slumps] 

• Moondoggie : You won the surf contest, and my heart.

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh thanks. Now go stand over there with my other trophies.

  Ryan Malloy : See, Tiff? You're the most popular girl in school again.

  Tiffany Malloy : I'm popular again because I won some cheesy surf contest and I got a recording contract from a record producer that charges five hundred bucks.

  Amber Moss : Oh, they do that. It cost me a thousand dollars to make that naked video.