Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

Boxing Mr. Floppy (1995)

Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

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Quotes 

• Ryan Malloy : [in school cafeteria, spotting girl]  . Oh my God! It's Cindy Stalling! God, I dream about her every night!

  Barry : [of dubious sexual orientation]  I dream I am her every night.

  [causing Tiffany to look at him askew] 

  Ryan Malloy : I'm gonna go talk to her.

  Tiffany Malloy : Don't forget to start with your usual icebreaker.

  [imitating stuttering] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Uh-b-buh, uh-buh, uh-buh...

  Ryan Malloy : [waving Tiffany aside, approaches Cindy, manly display, but...]  B-buh?

  Cindy Stalling : [tall, blond, elegant, but unexpectedly won over]  You don't have to say a word. Or even a complete one. Your animal attraction speaks for you.

  Ryan Malloy : [still stammering]  B-buh?

  Cindy Stalling : No-one has ever said that to me before.

  [her arms go around his neck, and she kisses him passionately] 

  Tiffany Malloy : That foot is more than lucky. If it gets him a kiss, it's magic. I have to get it.

  [sneaks up behind Ryan, exchanges his lucky 'rabbit's foot' from his back pocket for a piece of meat from nearby plate] 

  Cindy's boyfriend : [bursting onto scene, arrogant, super-confident]  Hi, Cindy! Want to come over to my place and do my laundry?

  Cindy Stalling : Sure!

  Ryan Malloy : [as those two walk off]  B-buh, b-buh!

  [finds voice] 

  Ryan Malloy : Bye!

  [grinning to himself:] 

  Ryan Malloy : Gee, that's the longest relationship I ever had in my whole life. I'm gonna miss her.

  Barry : [back at table, to Tiffany]  You're deliciously evil.

  Tiffany Malloy : [beaming]  The truth is, I already have everything. I just can't stand my brother having anything.