Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

Daddy's Little Girl (1995)

Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy

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• Jack Malloy : Oh, it sure is tough being a father. I just wonder if I'm doing the right thing.

  Mr. Floppy : Absolutely. You saved your little girl. 'Cos guys just want one thing.

  [thinks this over] 

  Mr. Floppy : Actually, two things. They want air-conditioning too.

  [thinks this over] 

  Mr. Floppy : Actually, three things. Cable TV.

  [thinks this over] 

  Mr. Floppy : Actually, four things. Guys want to be left alone and not talked to until it's time to go to bed.

  [thinks that over] 

  Mr. Floppy : No, actually five things. They want to wake up alone in the morning so that they don't have to talk about their 'feelings.'

  [Jack laughs, and lots of time clearly elapse:] 

  Mr. Floppy : Maybe ninety-six things. A gun. A big gun.

  [nods to himself] 

  Mr. Floppy : Maybe ninety-seven things.

  [Jack raises his eyes] 

  Mr. Floppy : Did I say air-conditioning?

  Jack Malloy : [consulting a list on yellow notepad]  Yeah, you said air-conditioning. 2, 25 and 69.

  Mr. Floppy : Did you say sixty-nine?

  [thinks this over] 

  Mr. Floppy : Maybe ninety-eight things...