Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Feline Alright (1998)
Wendy Benson-Landes: Barbara Caufield
Quotes
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A. Cyril Studebaker : [cat-loving English teacher] The rest of you, listen up and listen well! Frisky and I do not belueve in giving the easy A, do we, Frisky? We give only one A per semester! Those of you interested in receiving that A, here is your first assignment!
[throws down lumpy bag]
Tiffany Malloy : Ugh! Your laundry? Oh, no, I am not doing any man's laundry, I'm a virgin, for God's sake! You think I'm gonna do your laundry?
Barbara Caufield : [all compliant] It will be my pleasure to do your laundry, Mr. Studebaker. And *I* will have it back by tomorrow afternoon.
A. Cyril Studebaker : [to Frisky] Gee, I think we see our A student already...!
Tiffany Malloy : Well, then look over here. I swear I will get this laundry cleaner than Emilio Estevez' appointment book!