Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy

Quotes 

• Jennie Malloy : [reading Ryan his horoscope]  "Attention, Virgo! This is your big chance! You haven't had much success with the opposite sex in the past.

  [she and Tiffany guffaws heartily] 

  Jennie Malloy : But that is all about to change. Between the first and seventh, all the planets are aligned for love, and you will have all your dreams come true with a Taurus. Take advantage, Virgo! It's now or never!"

  Ryan Malloy : [elated, jumps up]  Yes!

  [swaggers over to Jack] 

  Ryan Malloy : I'm gonna get me some, Dad!

  Jack Malloy : Son, now don't go celebrating before the touchdown.