Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Jack Malloy : [has one red sock and one white sock in his hands]  Ahr...! Will you look at this? Every time Jennie does the laundry, I lose another sock!

  Mr. Floppy : Women do it on purpose, Jack. They take 'em, they put 'em in a big pot, boil them, and make, the tea that they feed the men. It makes you go bald and lose your will.

  Jack Malloy : Aw, that's just an old bunny's tale.

  Jennie Malloy : [calling from up above]  Jack!

  [cooing tone:] 

  Jennie Malloy : Would you like some nice tea?

  Jack Malloy : [strangled voice]  Yes, dear.

• Jennie Malloy : I mean, the rockers are the ones getting the chicks, right? I mean, Mick Jagger, he got Jerry Hall. Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley. I mean, even that ugly Aerosmith guy got Liv Tyler.

  Jack Malloy : That's his daughter, son.

  Jennie Malloy : That's disgusting!