Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The One Kevin's Directing (1997)
Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy
Quotes
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[first lines]
Tiffany Malloy : [enters school library where her brother is writing down something] Hey, Ryan. Hey, did you hear about the pervo who keeps going into the girls' bathroom?
Ryan Malloy : Just a second.
[mutters as he writes:]
Ryan Malloy : I will not go into the girls' bathroom again. I will not go into the girls' bathroom again.
[puts down pen]
Ryan Malloy : You know, I feel like a real idiot writing this, 'cause, uh... I'm going back in there!
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Tiffany Malloy : [turns out Barbara's interested in Jack, not Ryan] Daddy? My... my Daddy?
[voice breaking:]
Tiffany Malloy : He's married!
Barbara Kaufman : Good. Then he'll have a place to go once I'm through with him.