Wendy Benson-Landes: Barbara Caufield

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Ryan Malloy : [re old dog rescued]  He won't eat. But maybe if you tried to feed him...

  Barbara Caufield : If I wanted to feed a flea-ridden, drooling old hound, I'd bring Mick Jagger a sandwich.

  Ryan Malloy : That's no way to talk about a superstar.

  Barbara Caufield : Mick Jagger is hardly a superstar.

  Ryan Malloy : No, I meant *the dog!* Don't you recognize him? He's Toby the Wonder Dog. He was Old Feller in the movie. You know, Old Feller. Remember they were gonna kill him because he outlived his usefulness, and then he did his famous look. Do it, boy! Come on! Do it! A-wooo!

  [all to no avail, it's clearly a case of mistaken dog identity] 

• Ryan Malloy : Oh, Tiff, you're gonna be famous! As famous as old Toby here.

  Tiffany Malloy : Yeah, maybe I can get tossed out of a Mercedes one day.

  Barbara Caufield : Been there, done that.