- Willie Hogan: Mark, we're talking about you and Jeannie Dietz. That's like, like Gilligan getting Ginger.
- Mark Hogan: Say what you want but I am the one who's got a date with Jeannie Dietz. And if I am like anybody, I'm like the Professor who I always thought Ginger should've ended up with anyway.
- Willie Hogan: Ginger? Are you crazy? Mary Ann maybe.