Veronica Mars (TV Series)

M.A.D. (2005)

Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars

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• Logan Echolls : I am beyond tardy for my Physics class. And if I remember right, time travel is not yet possible.

  Veronica Mars : So try petty corruption.

  Logan Echolls : Hmm?

  Veronica Mars : Tardy excuse slips. Date stamped. Untraceable. I know people. It's clear. Good luck in Physics. Remember-

  [kiss] 

  Veronica Mars : -Force equals mass times acceleration-

  [kiss] 

  Veronica Mars : -light is a particle that can exhibit properties of a wave-

  [kiss] 

  Veronica Mars : .

• Veronica : Hey. Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?

  Logan : What, like will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?"

  Veronica : Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability.

• Dick Casablancas : Uh oh. Someone's got her eye on that Miss White Trash title.

  Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas : You know, you got solid effort in the talent competition, but I'd like to see that car up on some cinderblocks.

  Logan Echolls : Guys, come on...

  Veronica Mars : I know. 'Guys, come on. The talent is making a grilled cheese sandwich on the engine block. Guys, come on. You can't put your car up on blocks in the yard if you don't have a yard.' You know, I think I can do both sides of this little act now.

  [starts car] 

  Veronica Mars : So how about next time you don't bother? I got it covered.

• Veronica Mars : Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?

  Logan Echolls : What, like, will we ever hang out at the mall, or hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with little hearts that say 'I wuv you beary much'?

  Veronica Mars : Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring tossing ability.

  Logan Echolls : Well, secrets are kinda hot, too.

• Veronica Mars : How long does it take you to create a highly incriminating, thouroughly liable sexually expilicit website?

  Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie : Uh, 45 minutes, give or take?