Monologue: Horoscopes / Cheap and Handy Advert / Turkish Bath Attendants / Announcer: Playbox / Playbox: Wiggly Fingers /Transmission Breakdown / "I'm Gonna Knock, Knock, Knock On Your Knocker" Song / Gail and Carl: Loft Flats / Announcer: Acorn Antiques / Acorn Antiques: Berta's Dad's Condition / Kitty: Secret of Youth / "Pissed Off With Love" song / "Swim The Channel" Documentary / Announcer: Northern Apology / Local Reporter: Hubby's Death.
—Samb Hicks