Weeds (TV Series)
Good Shit Lollipop (2005)
Mary-Louise Parker: Nancy Botwin
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Quotes
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Nancy Botwin : [to Heylia] Let me rephrase. You sold me bullshit. Skankweed. And I can't move it, and I want a refund.
Heylia James : And I want an ass like Beyoncé's. Ain't neither of us getting what we want.
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Nancy Botwin : [to Conrad] Thanks for talking me through this.
Conrad Shepard : You know what? It gives me a real sense of accomplishment working with over-privileged white women.
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Celia Hodes : [to Nancy, whining] Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Nancy Botwin : None of your business.
Celia Hodes : Oh, come on, tell me...
Nancy Botwin : OK. I slept with a woman in college once.
Celia Hodes : How was it?
Nancy Botwin : Boring.
Celia Hodes : Well, maybe you didn't do it right.
Nancy Botwin : She said it was the best she'd ever had.
Celia Hodes : What are you doing Friday night?
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Lupita : [to Nancy] Your butta don't look right.
Nancy Botwin : It's sage.
Lupita : Don't smell like sage.
Nancy Botwin : Obviously your menopause has affected your sense of smell.
Lupita : I don't a smell with my couchie.