- Julie Kotter: Honey, you know, we can't put this off any longer. We have been arguing for months. What are we going to name the babies?
- Gabe Kotter: Well, what's wrong with "this one" and "that one?"
- Julie Kotter: Too common.
- Mr. Michael Woodman: Teaching this class is about as much fun as root canal work.
- Juan Epstein: I thought all the roots to your canal dried up a long time ago!
- [laughs]