Welcome Back, Kotter (TV Series)
One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1976)
Robert Hegyes: Juan Epstein
Quotes
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Juan Epstein : Mr. Kotter, I got a note excusing my absenteeism.
Gabe Kotter : [Unfolds note, begins reading] "Dear Mr. Kotter. Please excuse Juan's abs - " Aren't you gonna read along?
[Epstein shakes head no]
Gabe Kotter : "Please excuse Juan's absence. He was home sick with the stomach flu. Sincerely, Mrs. Epstein." Fine. That's okay, Juan. Your excuse is perfectly legitimate.
Juan Epstein : I know. That's the problem. It's the first legitimate excuse I've turned in in 11 years. Me, Juan Epstein, the flim-flam man of Buchanan High School, a legit excuse. What's the world comin' to?
