The West Wing (TV Series)
Galileo (2000)
Martin Sheen: President Josiah Bartlet
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Quotes
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President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Yes, God forbid that while talking to 60,000 public school students the President should appear smart.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : That's fine. Just don't show off.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : I don't show off. Stevie, 4th grader, P.S. 31 Manhattan, asks, "What is the temperature on Mars?" Well Stevie, if one of our expert panelists were here, they would tell you the average temperature ranges from 15 degrees to minus 140.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : That happens to be wrong. It ranges from 60 to minus 225.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : I converted it to Celsius in my head.
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President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Where's Sam?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : He's inside hiding from Mallory.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Why is he hiding from Mallory?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Do you really wanna know?
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Not at all.
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President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : I'll give you a thousand dollars if you don't make me go.
[to the Reykjavik Symphony concert of modern classical music]
Leo McGarry : Think of the whales.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Do they vote?
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Charlie Young : Modern music is cool.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Modern music sucks. Anything written after 1860 sucks.
Charlie Young : Samuel Barber's Symphony Number Two.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Sucks.
Charlie Young : Stravinsky, Variations on a Theme.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Sucks.
Charlie Young : Schoenberg, Light and Life for String Orchestra.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Totally blows.
Charlie Young : After intermission, they'll be performing the world premiere of a piece...
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Played on teapots and gefilte fish.
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President Josiah Bartlet : [to the Russian ambassador] Your paranoia was a lot sexier back when you guys were communists, Nadia.
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Charlie Young : Modern music is cool.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Modern music sucks. Anything written after 1860 sucks.
Charlie Young : Samuel Barber's Symphony No. 2.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Sucks.
Charlie Young : Stravinsky, Variations on a Theme.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Sucks.
Charlie Young : Shoenberg, Light and Life for String Orchestra.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Totally blows.
Charlie Young : After intermission, they'll be performing the world premiere of a piece...
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Played on teapots and gefilte fish.