- Leo McGarry: [to Josh on Arnie Vinick running for President] You ever see Arnie Vinick campaign up close? He'll go into those high school gymnasiums in Iowa and New Hampshire and blow them all away. He'll shake every hand in the joint, kiss every baby, hug every widow on Social Security, and sound smarter and more honest than any Republican they've ever seen. Because he is.
- Penn Jillette: What if we burned a flag, not in protest, but in celebration of the very freedoms that allow us to burn a flag - the freedoms that everyone who has ever worked in this magnificent building has pledged to preserve and protect?
- Josh Lyman: [taken aback] Did you go to law school?
- Penn Jillette: No, clown school.
- [Penn & Teller have just performed a special "vanish" at Zoey's birthday party]
- Toby Ziegler: Did they just burn an American flag in the White House?
- Josh Lyman: Uh-huh.