Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 201 (1999)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits" about Songs of the Dog Walker] The Beatles! Rolling Stones! Barbra Streisand! Bruce Springsteen! These are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used THEIR songs.
Ryan Stiles : You know, there's so many hits on this song, that it was hard to compile 'em in just this set.
Colin Mochrie : Boy, we should have "Songs of the English Teacher" to help you out!
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Ryan Stiles : [in "World's Worst" Things to Say at an Awards Ceremony] Thank you, I'd like to thank everybody I've ever met.
[pause]
Ryan Stiles : Jim, Sarah, Bob, Shirley, Phil, Aunt Doris, Uncle Peter, Henry Fonda, Jill the weathergirl, Susan, my first wife Cheryl, Dick York...
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Ryan Stiles : [in "World's Worst" Things to Say at an Awards Ceremony] But I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible...
[mimes holding award up to ear]
Ryan Stiles : What? "Satan is my master"?
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Film TV & Theater Styles"]
[regarding Colin's character, a mummy]
Ryan Stiles : It's the mummy from Canada!
Greg Proops : I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness!
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Wayne Brady : [in "Let's Make a Date"] Now every now and then, I like to go down and shake the bootay, but so I wanna know what kind of music makes you shake your groove thang.
Ryan Stiles : [on-screen text: "Strip club bouncer"] I don't shake my "groove thing", and I make sure other people don't shake theirs. I'll show you how to work the pole, but you can't touch or you're out!