- Drew Carey: [after "Film, TV & Theater Styles", the last style being "Pokemon"] That's an extra thousand points for Colin for that one for... "Pikadu!", that voice.
- Colin Mochrie: "Pikachu!"
- Ryan Stiles: Bless you.
- Drew Carey: "Pikachu!" Oh, I'd love to see you and your wife goin' at it.
- Kathy Greenwood: [in "Film, TV and Theater Styles", the current style being western] I've had about enough of you tellin' me what guns I can handle, mister.
- Colin Mochrie: How'd you get from being a lowly schoolmarm into a... police chief Colin's wife? That's how you repay me?
- Ryan Stiles: She don't love you no more, sheriff!
- [in Southern drawl]
- Ryan Stiles: She loves me. 'Cause I can give her all the things you never gave her. Although I'm the Elvis cowboy, I guess.
- Colin Mochrie: This firing range ain't big enough for the three of us.
- Ryan Stiles: What are you saying?
- Colin Mochrie: It's not big enough for the three of us!