Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 422 (2001)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Greg Proops : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about divorce] 

  [singing] 

  Greg Proops : I couldn't stand her nagging.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  She nagged me day and night.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  So I told her to go away.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  Because her face was a fright.

  Greg Proops : [singing]  I wish I had money.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  And then I'd be so rich.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  And I'd never have to-

  [accidentally takes Wayne's verse] 

  Ryan Stiles : invite that, oh, never mind!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Whose Line", the scene is "Beauty and the Beast"] 

  [as Belle] 

  Colin Mochrie : Look, my, you've imprisoned my father. I'll do anything if you'll set him free.

  Ryan Stiles : [as Beast]  ANYTHING?

  Colin Mochrie : [hesitantly]  ... Yeah.

  Ryan Stiles : I just want you to be with me. I see you out there every day, knowing I can never have you, and I think to myself,

  [reading pre-written note] 

  Ryan Stiles : "Get a load of those cabasas."

  Colin Mochrie : You know, I'm just a simple cabasa farmer. How can I possibly interest you?

  Ryan Stiles : Don't you love that beasts love cabasas? Any sort of meat in a tube.

  Colin Mochrie : How old are you?

  Ryan Stiles : Thirty-two.

  Colin Mochrie : You sound a lot older.

  Ryan Stiles : Really?

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Whose Line", the scene is "Beauty and the Beast"]  Why are you so afraid of me? Here, let me put this on...

  [mimes putting on a top hat] 

  Ryan Stiles : and grab this cane. Am I so scary NOW?

  [dances] 

  Colin Mochrie : You're kind of a lot scarier, actually.

  [Ryan mimes throwing the top hat and cane away] 

  Colin Mochrie : And yet, there's something in your eyes. Some gentleness that I hadn't seen before, because of the extreme ugliness.

  Ryan Stiles : Really? Well, I've loved you. Often, I've... looked at you and thought, "If I could only have a woman like that", well, if I could only have a woman like that...

  [reading pre-written note] 

  Ryan Stiles : "Give it a tug and see what happens."

  [Colin turns around] 

  Ryan Stiles : What are you so afraid of? It's ME, isn't it? Why am I so horrible?

  [dances again] 

  Colin Mochrie : No please, don't do the dance thing!

  Ryan Stiles : [mimes throwing the hat and cane away again]  I'm just ugly. I'll live my days alone, by myself.

  Colin Mochrie : "Alone, by yourself"?

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Whose Line", the scene is "Beauty and the Beast"] 

  [reading pre-written note] 

  Colin Mochrie : "Spit out the gum and kiss me hard."

  [audience laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : COME ON! Spit out my dad's gums and kiss me heard!

  Ryan Stiles : [spits]  How about if I kiss you WITH your dad's gums?

  [mimes sticking the gums to Colin's cheek] 

  Ryan Stiles : ... I guess that won't do!

  [Drew buzzes] 

  Ryan Stiles : Oh, apparently it will.