The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Avaricious Actuary (1968)

Ross Martin: Artemus Gordon

Quotes 

• Artemus Gordon : You know, you gentlemen are all like the young lady from Niger who smiled as she rode on a tiger.

  Asa Dempster : What kind of nonsense is that?

  Artemus Gordon : They returned from the ride with the lady inside, and a smile on the face of the tiger. Have a pleasant ride, gentleman.

• John Taney : What the devil...?

  Artemus Gordon : No, sir. Secret Service.