The Wild Wild West (TV Series)
The Night of the Surreal McCoy (1967)
Robert Conrad: Jim West
Quotes
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Dr. Miguelito Loveless : [West is about to escape out a window, but Loveless stops him] Mr. West.
[cocks his gun]
Dr. Miguelito Loveless : Always such a pleasure to see you.
Jim West : I should've known. Dr. Miguelito Loveless.
Dr. Miguelito Loveless : Your humble servant, sir.
Jim West : I thought you were dead.
Dr. Miguelito Loveless : Oh, no, Mr. West! I'm afraid I shall never die! Death is too ordinary. The humiliation would kill me.
[laughs]
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[West and Gordon are holed up behind a wagon, firing at a bunch of Loveless' men]
Jim West : Know where the ambassador is?
Artemus Gordon : Yeah, saloon basement. He's all right.
Jim West : Think you can find him?
Artemus Gordon : What? And leave you here alone?
Jim West : Only four of them left.
[Artemus shoots down one of Loveless' men]
Artemus Gordon : Three. Hardly seems worth your while.