- Dr. Miguelito Loveless: [West is about to escape out a window, but Loveless stops him] Mr. West.
- [cocks his gun]
- Dr. Miguelito Loveless: Always such a pleasure to see you.
- Jim West: I should've known. Dr. Miguelito Loveless.
- Dr. Miguelito Loveless: Your humble servant, sir.
- Jim West: I thought you were dead.
- Dr. Miguelito Loveless: Oh, no, Mr. West! I'm afraid I shall never die! Death is too ordinary. The humiliation would kill me.
- [laughs]
- [West and Gordon are holed up behind a wagon, firing at a bunch of Loveless' men]
- Jim West: Know where the ambassador is?
- Artemus Gordon: Yeah, saloon basement. He's all right.
- Jim West: Think you can find him?
- Artemus Gordon: What? And leave you here alone?
- Jim West: Only four of them left.
- [Artemus shoots down one of Loveless' men]
- Artemus Gordon: Three. Hardly seems worth your while.