- Tom: [about Karen] You know, I'm sure she's a good assistant, but when I called earlier she answered "Beverley Leslie is a homosexual".
- Karen Walker: 'k guys, where's Jack? We got to move this along. I got Stella McCartney meeting me at the manse for a fitting and I want Rosario to slaughter a chicken in front of her.
- Karen Walker: It's fun to mess with vegans.