Will & Grace (TV Series)
Grace, Replaced (1999)
Eric McCormack: Will Truman
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Quotes
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Karen Walker : [Answering the phone] Grace Adler Designs.
Will Truman : [Into the phone] Hi, Karen.
Karen Walker : Grace, the reason you're not in a relationship is on line one.
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[On seeing Jack in an orange jump suit and carrying a garbage bag]
Will : And they say Tinky Winky was the only gay Teletubby.
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Will Truman : There's the fridge. Get a lemon and rub it on your head.
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Will Truman : [Grace and Val are rolling on the floor, fighting] Once again, girl-on-girl action, and it's totally lost on me. Hey. Hey! Gabrielle, Xena, break it up!
[Will pulls the two girls apart]
Will Truman : What is going on?
Grace Adler : She started it.
Val Bassett : You did.
Grace Adler : Nuh-uh!
Will Truman : Ok, ok! "Nuh-uh" was just uttered by an adult. You're both taking a time-out. Go to your corners. Go on.
Val Bassett : [to Grace] Bitch.
Grace Adler : [to Val] Psycho!
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[Grace and Val fight]
Will : Once again, girl on girl action, and its totally lost on me.
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Will Truman : [Grace and Val are having a fight on the floor] Ok girls break it up.
Grace Adler : [Grace kicks out and hits Will] Sorry.
Will Truman : [Will falls to the ground holding his groin] Oh! My globes! My precious globes!