Wings (TV Series)
The Story of Joe (1990)
Tim Daly: Joe Montgomery Hackett
Quotes
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Lowell Mather : Joe, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is the plane's fixed.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : What's the bad news?
Lowell Mather : I think I'm possessed by Satan. Either that or ragweed season has come early.
[walks away, sneezing violently into handkerchief]
Joe Montgomery Hackett : My money's on Satan.
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Ted Cobb : You've got some real whackoes on this island, Hackett!
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Oh, so you've met my brother?
Ted Cobb : [Indicates Roy] Is THAT guy your brother?
Joe Montgomery Hackett : No, that's Roy, he doesn't have any siblings - word is he ate them in the nest.
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : I need need Brian's stories, I've got my own story, and it's a good one! I started this airline with nothing but $5,000, and I built it up with my own sweat and spit!
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : [Looks dismayed] Joe, that's kind of disgusting.
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : [Reading from Ted's notes] "Joe Hackett, best pilot I've ever known... Cool in a crisis... Taught me everything I know... Once turned down an offer to sing with the Doodletown Pipers?" They never made me a job offer...
Brian Michael Hackett : Yes, but I like to think that if they had, you would have had the good taste to turn them down.