- Diana Prince: [speaking to I.R.A.C] Speaking of programs, I think you've got some work to do on our little friend here
- [referring to Rover]
- Diana Prince: So far he's damaged two doors, four desks, a lamp and three ankles.
- [Rover opens a compartment and makes a noise like 'Ah, shucks']
- Diana Prince: And his manners are atrocious.
- Dirk: [Havitol is holding up Dirk's warning device] I guess I forgot it, huh?
- William Havitol: Yes... which means you had no way of getting in touch with me if anything went wrong. What were you going to do? Scream at the top of your lungs?
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: I owe a great deal to this man, as I'm sure you all do. So lets welcome, Dr. Hinkley Bernard.
- William Havitol: Well, it would appear that your ally has managed to survive the blunderings of my resident idiots after all.
- William Havitol: As a rule, the sound of computers, the sound of... knowledge coursing through veins of silver, that sound is far more satisfying to me than the cacophony of the human species. But you, I.R.A.C., you have proved the exception to that rule.
- William Havitol: [bending over Rover] You know, it never ceases to amaze me that something as painfully primitive as this can be even remotely effectual.
- Wonder Woman: Havitol would not have bothered to try to stop me unless there was a way to stop the bomb, right?
- Irac: A logical but unfortunately useless conclusion.
- William Havitol: [reataching Dirk's fake moustache] Someday I'm going to have your brain replaced with one that works.
- William Havitol: That is the last time that I save your stupid and inefficient neck.
- Dirk: Yes, sir. You have my word.
- William Havitol: No, *you* have *my* word.
- Rover: [in car, realizes Diana's going to put safety belt on him] Aw, do you have to?
- Diana Prince: Sorry, but this is for your own good.