- Miss Lisa Farmer: So, don't you even want to know what the job is?
- Kevin Arnold: Well, it's, er... painting, right? I mean I've done lots of painting, all over the place.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Two storm windows for Dad, and Wayne's forehead when I was six. But who was counting?
- Miss Lisa Farmer: Oh, I don't know. Maybe I should have it done professionally.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: But at that moment, I'd have killed to keep professionals from her house.
- Kevin Arnold: Hey, why hire them when you got me?...
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: ...Babe!