Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Crime Dog (2004)

Caroline Dhavernas: Jaye Tyler

Quotes 

• Sharon Tyler : You actually think I tipped the police?

  Jaye Tyler : You were there waiting with them.

  Sharon Tyler : That's because they tipped me. I knew you'd try to do something stupid like this, which is why I tagged your name, so when it came up in the system, I'd know about it.

  Jaye Tyler : And then you just dropped everything and came charging to the rescue?

  Sharon Tyler : You're my sister.

  Jaye Tyler : So, when are they gonna release me?

  Sharon Tyler : You might not wanna think of release so much as parole. Which I'm sure you'll be eligible for at some point. The Canadians are furious.

  Jaye Tyler : Furious Canadians. Does that even work?

  Sharon Tyler : They've already filed for extradition.

  Jaye Tyler : Sharon. This is your one chance to redeem yourself. I don't care how you do it, but you cannot let them send her back there.

  Sharon Tyler : Not Yvette. You.

• Jaye Tyler : I'm really sorry about all this. I'm sorry I asked for that pancake. Sorry I got you deported. Sorry I made such a mess of things. Sorry about your parents and sticking you in the trunk. I'm just really, really sorry.

  Cindy Bradley : I'm not. Okay, maybe about the trunk thing... but not the rest of it. I feel like I'm free, finally.

  Jaye Tyler : Okay, well, that's just ironic.

  Cindy Bradley : I never thought I'd see them again. But every day for 20 years, I wondered if I made a mistake. Now I know I didn't.

  Jaye Tyler : So you recommend this whole running away from your family thing, then? 'Cause I've kind of been considering it.

  Cindy Bradley : Dear, I've met your family. You may have wheels on your house, but it's not gonna help.

  Jaye Tyler : Yeah, I guess you're right. I think Mom had a Lojack surgically implanted in me when I was born. And now that I'm being shipped off to Canadian justice, I'm kinda glad. At least now they'll know where to send me stuff.

• Karen Tyler : [Jaye joins the family for breakfast]  Sweetheart, you're staying?

  Jaye Tyler : The store doesn't open for another hour and the mouth-breather doesn't come in until noon. I plan on being late.

• Jaye Tyler : They want to send me to Canada?

  Sharon Tyler : To face charges! Reckless endangerment, vandalism, assault, driving the wrong way on a one-way street...

  Jaye Tyler : Okay, I get it.

  Sharon Tyler : I don't think you do! After they're finished with you there, the United States will probably bring you back here to answer for attempted smuggling. You are wanted in two countries!

  Jaye Tyler : Guess it's a lucky thing I got me a good lawyer, huh?

  Sharon Tyler : Actually, you might want to consider new representation. I don't think I can stop this, Jaye.

  Jaye Tyler : I'll be okay. Just try to get Aaron out.

  Sharon Tyler : He's already out.

  Jaye Tyler : Bastard! He sang?

  Sharon Tyler : No, you admitted to driving the car.

  Jaye Tyler : [frustrated]  Oh. I sang.

  Sharon Tyler : There's, like, six "Law & Order"s on the air now. Have you not seen one of them?

• Darrin Tyler : You weren't mistreated, were you?

  Jaye Tyler : Uh-uh.

  Aaron Tyler : I wasn't, either. They didn't mistreat me.

  Darrin Tyler : You owe me $4,500.

  Jaye Tyler : [trying to be funny]  American or Canadian?

  [seeing he's not laughing] 

  Jaye Tyler : I'm sorry I made you compromise your principles.

  Darrin Tyler : The first principle is always family. You take care of them first.