The X-Files (TV Series)

Small Potatoes (1997)

David Duchovny: Fox Mulder

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Quotes 

• Mulder : I have a theory. Do you want to hear it?

  Scully : Van Blundht somehow physically transformed into his captor and walked out the door, leaving no one the wiser?

  Mulder : Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?

• Eddie : [Blundht disguised as Mulder, seeing the 'I Want To Believe poster]  This is where my tax dollars go?

• Skinner : Which one of you wrote this?

  Eddie : I did, sir.

  Skinner : You spelled Federal Bureau of Investigation wrong.

  Eddie : It was a typo.

  Skinner : Twice.

• Scully : I don't imagine you need to be told this, Mulder, but you're not a loser.

  Mulder : Yeah, but I'm not Eddie van Blundht either, am I?

• Mulder : What did you wanna talk to me about, Eddie?

  Eddie Van Blundht : I just think it's funny. I was born a loser, but you're one by choice.

• Amanda Nelligan : He dropped by my apartment one day and... one thing sort of led to another.

  Mulder : But the baby's father is an alien.

  Amanda Nelligan : No, no, I didn't say he was an alien. I said he's from another planet. His name is Luke Skywalker. He's what is known as a Jedi knight.

  Scully : Did he have a lightsaber?

  Amanda Nelligan : No, he didn't bring it. He did sing his song for me though.

  [Hums the "Star Wars" theme music] 

  Scully : How many times have you seen Star Wars, Amanda?

  Amanda Nelligan : 368. I should break 400 by Memorial Day.

  Scully : Okay. Thank you.

  Amanda Nelligan : Oh, wait a minute. Wait. You know these... these four other babies that were... born around here with tails.

  Scully : Uh-huh.

  Amanda Nelligan : There couldn't be any chance... Luke's the father, is there?

• Eddie : You are a damn good-looking man.

• Scully : What are you saying? That Van Blundht is an alien?

  Mulder : Not unless they have trailer parks in space.