- Eddie: [Blundht disguised as Mulder, seeing the 'I Want To Believe poster] This is where my tax dollars go?
- Mulder: What did you wanna talk to me about, Eddie?
- Eddie Van Blundht: I just think it's funny. I was born a loser, but you're one by choice.
- Amanda Nelligan: He dropped by my apartment one day and... one thing sort of led to another.
- Mulder: But the baby's father is an alien.
- Amanda Nelligan: No, no, I didn't say he was an alien. I said he's from another planet. His name is Luke Skywalker. He's what is known as a Jedi knight.
- Scully: Did he have a lightsaber?
- Amanda Nelligan: No, he didn't bring it. He did sing his song for me though.
- [Hums the "Star Wars" theme music]
- Scully: How many times have you seen Star Wars, Amanda?
- Amanda Nelligan: 368. I should break 400 by Memorial Day.
- Scully: Okay. Thank you.
- Amanda Nelligan: Oh, wait a minute. Wait. You know these... these four other babies that were... born around here with tails.
- Scully: Uh-huh.
- Amanda Nelligan: There couldn't be any chance... Luke's the father, is there?
- Eddie van Blundht as Mulder: [posing in front of the mirror with Mulder's badge] FBI... F... B... I.
- [notices that he's holding the badge upside down and turns it over]
- Eddie van Blundht as Mulder: FBI.
- [imitating Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver]
- Eddie van Blundht as Mulder: You lookin' at me? There ain't nobody else here. You must be lookin' at me. You wanna piece of this?
- Duty Nurse: Is there anyone you need us to contact? The father of the baby?
- Amanda Nelligan: I'm not sure how to get a hold of him.
- Duty Nurse: If you give me his name, I can try.
- Amanda Nelligan: He's not from around here.
- Duty Nurse: Is he from out-of-state?
- Amanda Nelligan: Another planet.