John Lupton: Major Alvin

Quotes 

• Yancy Derringer : You're here on business?

  Major Alvin : I consider a game of poker very serious business.

• Yancy Derringer : Major... what is Mr. Barker in for, sir?

  Major Alvin : Trying to steal about fifty thousand dollars.

  Yancy Derringer : Jody, you didn't.

  Jody Barker : I lost my head, Yancy.

  Yancy Derringer : Well, next time you stick to picking pockets.

  Jody Barker : I was just a weak vessel, Yance, but I never saw so much loot in all my life - bags and bags of long green all piled up. I just couldn't help myself.

• Major Alvin : You remind me, Mr. Derringer, of a small boy walking through the cemetery at night whistling in the dark.

  [Yancy shoots the cigar out of Alvin's hand] 

  Yancy Derringer : And you remind me of a frog trying to blow himself up to twice his size so the big, bad black snake won't swallow it.