- John Colton: Yancy, this is very serious. The plates are missing.
- Yancy Derringer: Plates? What plates?
- John Colton: Oh, Spinner - he was working on plates for a new hundred dollar greenback. It had been approved by Washington. They're gone.
- Yancy Derringer: So is Uncle Henry. I'm going to find the man who had him murdered and when I do, he'd better talk fast and tell me where your plates are... 'cause he isn't going to have much time.
- Yancy Derringer: Dixie, you beautiful slobbering beast, where have you been? Who brought him?
- Obadiah: Judge Ames brought him.
- Yancy Derringer: Well, send him in.
- Obadiah: He's a-comin', but he's not as spry as he used to be.
- Jerrison Ames: Why, that's a lot of nonsense. Only a silly colt goes along at a full gallop. An old horse walks and covers the whole pasture.
- Jerrison Ames: Obidiah, make us a couple of mint juleps.
- Obadiah: Yes, Judge.
- Jerrison Ames: And go light on the mint.
- Obadiah: As usual, Judge.
- Madame Francine: I found out about the man with the spade cuff-link. I thought you should know.
- Yancy Derringer: A man by the name of Dean Salisbury?
- Madame Francine: Card shark, thief, riverboat blackleg, fast with a pistol and his pistol is for hire.
- Yancy Derringer: And cousin to my dead brother's wife.
- Madame Francine: Cousin to the devil, never mind your dead brother's wife.
- Yancy Derringer: The Pinkertons could use a memory like yours.
- Madame Francine: They do.
- [Yancy is recovering from drinking drugged punch]
- Yancy Derringer: I don't mind missing Christmas, but what happened to New Year's Eve?
- [last lines]
- Yancy Derringer: Ladies and gentlemen - a toast to Senior: to the good times that are gone; to the better times to come.