- Yancy Derringer: Well! I didn't know pirates lived so well.
- Coco LaSalle: It's salvage - things I picked up from the river. They floated right into the cove of Frenchman's Island. Everything from Port Hudson southward floats in here. 'Course, when a boat sinks...
- Yancy Derringer: By accident.
- Coco LaSalle: Things would be pretty lean if we depended on accidents. We kind of have to give nature a helping hand.
- Coco LaSalle: Take your clothes off.
- [Yancy raises an eyebrow]
- Coco LaSalle: You aren't going to stand around in those wet things, are you?
- Yancy Derringer: I'm not going to stand around without them.
- Yancy Derringer: Coco, you're beautiful.
- Coco LaSalle: Me - or the necklace?
- Yancy Derringer: You.
- Coco LaSalle: All right, then you can kiss me. Now.
- Yancy Derringer: You can order men around, but not kisses.
- Coco LaSalle: On this island everybody does as I tell 'em.
- Yancy Derringer: Coco, If I have to kiss you, it doesn't mean anything. On the other hand...
- [Yancy grabs Coco and kisses her passionately]
- [Yancy and Coco are dressed to attend a Mardi Gras ball]
- Coco LaSalle: Yancy, you sure look pretty.
- Yancy Derringer: You look absolutely beautiful. Ready?
- Coco LaSalle: No. The truth is I'm kinda scared.
- Yancy Derringer: I gave you my word.
- Coco LaSalle: It's not that. It's, well, it's being a lady and everything.
- Yancy Derringer: Coco, you *are* a lady.
- [last lines]
- [Yancy and Jody have been thrown into jail]
- Yancy Derringer: Oh well, Jody, Mardi Gras is over - it's the beginning of Lent. I have to give up something for Lent; might as well be liberty, eh, Jody?
- Jody Barker: To you, I ain't speakin'.