- Yancy Derringer: You're one of Coco's men?
- [the major nods]
- Yancy Derringer: Where'd you get the major's uniform?
- Major Henry: I'm a major.
- Yancy Derringer: That's logical.
- Coco LaSalle: The last time you were here, you told me I should never order a man to kiss me. Am I going to have to?
- Yancy Derringer: Coco, you're friendly enough, but your companions are looking at me like I was a turkey on a spit.
- Coco LaSalle: The boys don't like strangers - you know that. Smile, you cutthroats!
- Coco LaSalle: Suppose you and I got married. Would you let me boss you around?
- Yancy Derringer: Not as long as I lasted.
- John Colton: Mr. Derringer, where the devil have you been? I sent a message to Waverly at noon today saying I wanted to see you urgently.
- Yancy Derringer: Mr. Colton, I've had a busy day.
- John Colton: In jail, no doubt.
- Yancy Derringer: Oh, I only started there. Then I had to go to Frenchman's Island.
- John Colton: To visit that pirate wench, Coco?
- Yancy Derringer: Mr. Colton, she's the prettiest pirate in these parts, sir.
- [a federal armory has been raided and a thousand repeating rifles have been stolen]
- Yancy Derringer: What do you want me to do?
- John Colton: Anything - any clue. Who? How?
- Yancy Derringer: All right, Mr. Colton. We may get lucky.
- John Colton: Yancy, we've got to.
- Tennessee Slasher: Professor, look who's here.
- Professor Bates: Take it easy, Slasher.
- [Yancy pulls his derringer]
- Yancy Derringer: Take it very easy, Slasher. Small bullets make big holes.
- Tennessee Slasher: I wish it was you I was going to fight.
- Yancy Derringer: Go along with your keeper... back to your cage.
- Jody Barker: Yance! Here's two thousand dollars I collected on Bourbon Street.
- Yancy Derringer: Collected?
- Jody Barker: From the cheerful givers.
- Yancy Derringer: How much of it is yours?
- Jody Barker: Most...
- [last lines]
- Coco LaSalle: I better be going before the administrator finds that I'm here.
- Yancy Derringer: It's not the administrator I'm worried about.
- Coco LaSalle: Give me a quick kiss before I go.
- [Francine enters the room as Yancy kisses Coco]
- Madame Francine: Yancy Derringer!
- Coco LaSalle: Watch yourself in the clinches, Yancy! I'll see you on the island.
- [Yancy desperately dodges the statuettes that Francine hurls at him]
- Yancy Derringer: Francine, I can explain everything! Don't lose your head. Just take it easy. Anybody can make a mistake! What did I do wrong?