Marie Windsor: Billie Jo James

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Yancy Derringer : Be at your ease, ma'am. He won't hurt you, Miss...

  Billie Jo James : James. Billie Jo James.

  Yancy Derringer : Billie Jo James? Isn't that rather boyish?

  Billie Jo James : Yes. You see, when I was born, I was so girl-like, daddy tried to tone me down.

  Yancy Derringer : Did it work?

• Yancy Derringer : How would you like a drink?

  Billie Jo James : I'd love one. I'm as thirsty as a brand new sponge.

  Yancy Derringer : Two champagne cocktails, please.

  Billie Jo James : And the same for me.

• Billie Jo James : Well, bon voyage.

  Yancy Derringer : Time will tell.

• Yancy Derringer : Would you mind telling me why me and my boat have become so charming so sudden?

  Billie Jo James : Well, to tell you the truth...

  Yancy Derringer : That would be a change.

• Billie Jo James : Why does he always have to be outside your door?

  Yancy Derringer : To keep out little girls like you.

  Billie Jo James : You sure it doesn't have anyhting to do with that little black box that the soldiers brought on board?

  Yancy Derringer : Oh, that. It's a very sad case - you see, we're burying a midget at sea.

• [last lines] 

  Yancy Derringer : You mean our romance was all a fake?

  Billie Jo James : Yes it was - on the way up... but it's a long way back.