- [first lines]
- Yancy Derringer: Be at your ease, ma'am. He won't hurt you, Miss...
- Billie Jo James: James. Billie Jo James.
- Yancy Derringer: Billie Jo James? Isn't that rather boyish?
- Billie Jo James: Yes. You see, when I was born, I was so girl-like, daddy tried to tone me down.
- Yancy Derringer: Did it work?
- John Colton: I hate to take you away from your mischief, but this is an urgent matter of money.
- Yancy Derringer: For you, Mr. Colton... or for me?
- John Colton: For both of us and this time you can operate inside the law. I hope you don't find it too dull. The fact is I want you to go to Natchez tonight on your boat, the Sultana.
- Yancy Derringer: Oh, I hate Natchez. There's an irate father up there with a long memory.
- Yancy Derringer: How would you like a drink?
- Billie Jo James: I'd love one. I'm as thirsty as a brand new sponge.
- Yancy Derringer: Two champagne cocktails, please.
- Billie Jo James: And the same for me.
- Yancy Derringer: Would you mind telling me why me and my boat have become so charming so sudden?
- Billie Jo James: Well, to tell you the truth...
- Yancy Derringer: That would be a change.
- Winslow: The safe is the first thing they'll go to.
- Yancy Derringer: Well, that makes it more sporting. After all, you're around, I'm around, Pahoo's around...
- Winslow: Who?
- Yancy Derringer: My Pawnee friend.
- Winslow: Can you trust him?
- Yancy Derringer: With my life, which I frequently do.
- Billie Jo James: Why does he always have to be outside your door?
- Yancy Derringer: To keep out little girls like you.
- Billie Jo James: You sure it doesn't have anyhting to do with that little black box that the soldiers brought on board?
- Yancy Derringer: Oh, that. It's a very sad case - you see, we're burying a midget at sea.
- Yancy Derringer: You're a very naughty girl, Dorinda, and because you're naughty, they'll probably make you stand in the corner for about twenty years.
- Dorinda Ashton: There must be some mistake.
- Yancy Derringer: And you made it.
- [with gun blazing, Billie Jo rescues Yancy from two payroll robbers]
- Yancy Derringer: Miss James, can you cook, too?
- [last lines]
- Yancy Derringer: You mean our romance was all a fake?
- Billie Jo James: Yes it was - on the way up... but it's a long way back.