Yancy Derringer (TV Series)
Two Tickets to Promontory (1959)
John Larch: Wayland Farr
Quotes
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[first lines]
[Yancy and Farr are playing in a high-stakes poker game]
Wayland Farr : Two pair - I check to the queens, Mr. Derringer.
Yancy Derringer : Mr. Farr, I'm just going to have to bet... a thousand dollars.
Wayland Farr : Well, you know, that's a bit embarrassing. I'm a little short of cash.
Yancy Derringer : And at a very bad time.
Wayland Farr : I make it a practice of never writing a draft at the poker table.
Yancy Derringer : I make it a practice of never accepting one.
Wayland Farr : I tell you what I'll do. I'll put up something worth more than a thousand dollars.
Yancy Derringer : That would be a thousand and one dollars.
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[Farr pistol whips the baggage car clerk]
Wayland Farr : He'll be out for exactly 45 minutes.
Bullet Pike : What if he's out permanently?
Wayland Farr : Would you care to hold services?
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Bullet Pike : There's some scratches on the coffin. I think they've broken into it.
Wayland Farr : Switch the dynamite to the beer barrel.
Bullet Pike : What about the Indian?
Wayland Farr : He's not immortal.