Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (TV Series)
Boys & Girls (2007)
Devon Werkheiser: Ned Bigby
Quotes
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Ned Bigby : [Cookie is dressed in drag] Heeeeeeey! What are you doing?
Simon "Cookie" Cook : Going undercover to find out what Lisa likes in a guy.
Ned Bigby : I don't think it's this!
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Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : What is Ned Bigby's perfect girl?
Ned Bigby : Okay. My perfect girl would have to be funny, smart, athletic, have a great smile, and be a great friend. And I'll know when I see her, because golden light will hit her just right, and the angels will sing!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Oh, please.
[gets suddenly enshrouded with golden light]
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Simon "Cookie" Cook : So, how did speed dating go? Found the perfect girl?
Ned Bigby : No, just the wrong ones. I'm not asking for much. I just want a girl whose, funny, athletic, smart, has a great smile, is a good friend, isn't afraid to take charge once in a while, likes sports and call me demanding, but I like them on the tall side!
Simon "Cookie" Cook : You just described Moze.
Ned Bigby : What? Very funny! I've know her forever, we're just friends! And I'll know my perfect girl when I see her!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Hey, guys.
[gets enshrouded by golden light]
Ned Bigby : Okay Gordy, enough with the lights!
Gordy : What? I fixed them, and I got the Choir back in the music room.
[Ned looks back at Moze]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Why are you looking at me like that?