- Ned Bigby: [Cookie is dressed in drag] Heeeeeeey! What are you doing?
- Simon "Cookie" Cook: Going undercover to find out what Lisa likes in a guy.
- Ned Bigby: I don't think it's this!
- Evelyn Kwong: Mosely! Boys like you. Why don't they like me? I'M LIKEABLE!
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Well, Evelyn... It may be... That you tend to come on too strong.
- Evelyn Kwong: I DO NOT COME ON TOO STRONG! Oh! You're right! Teach me. Teach me your expert boy ways!
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I don't think so.
- Evelyn Kwong: Please! Please! Please!
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: And I'm not an expert.
- [Evelyn continues pleading]
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: And begging never works on me.
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: What is Ned Bigby's perfect girl?
- Ned Bigby: Okay. My perfect girl would have to be funny, smart, athletic, have a great smile, and be a great friend. And I'll know when I see her, because golden light will hit her just right, and the angels will sing!
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Oh, please.
- [gets suddenly enshrouded with golden light]
- Simon "Cookie" Cook: So, how did speed dating go? Found the perfect girl?
- Ned Bigby: No, just the wrong ones. I'm not asking for much. I just want a girl whose, funny, athletic, smart, has a great smile, is a good friend, isn't afraid to take charge once in a while, likes sports and call me demanding, but I like them on the tall side!
- Simon "Cookie" Cook: You just described Moze.
- Ned Bigby: What? Very funny! I've know her forever, we're just friends! And I'll know my perfect girl when I see her!
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Hey, guys.
- [gets enshrouded by golden light]
- Ned Bigby: Okay Gordy, enough with the lights!
- Gordy: What? I fixed them, and I got the Choir back in the music room.
- [Ned looks back at Moze]
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Why are you looking at me like that?