The Simpsons (TV Series)
And Maggie Makes Three (1995)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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[Homer is trying to think of a way to increase business at the bowling alley]
Homer : Of course!
[Cut to outside the bowling alley, Homer is firing a shotgun into the air while people around him run away, screaming]
Homer : Bowling! Bowling here! Get your bowling! Who's ready? Bowling!
Lisa Simpson : [in the present] Mom, make Dad tell the story right!
Marge Simpson : That's what really happened.
Lisa Simpson : Oh.
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Michael : Faster, Knight Boat! We've gotta catch those starfish poachers!
Knight Boat : You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.
[the poachers leap off their jetskis and onto motorcycles]
Michael : We'll never catch them now!
Knight Boat : Incorrect. Look: a canal.
Homer : Go, Knight Boat, go!
Bart : [groans] Oh, every week there's a canal.
Lisa Simpson : Or an inlet.
Bart : Or a fjord.
Homer : Quiet! I will not hear another word against the Boat.