F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)

De ooievaar (1991)

Loes van den Heuvel: Carmen Waterslaeghers-Vandormael

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Quotes 

• Bieke : [Bieke is mad at her parents after her father told her they'll have another child]  Do what you want but I won't take the fall for it!

  Carmen : Pascale, I predicted a heavy future for you.

  Xavier : [points to his belly]  Really heavy.

• Carmen : [she predicts the future with her cards]  Money and wealth. A handsome blond man will soon cross my path.

  [Xavier exits the bathroom] 

  Carmen : It won't be today, I guess.

  Xavier : [ironically in disbelief]  Carmen? I'm still alive.

  [he's groping himself] 

  Carmen : Oh please. The cards have yet to be attuned to each other. I was just rehearsing. Draw another card. I have two minutes left before I go to Boma's.

  Xavier : Carmen, you've already predicted my future twenty times. I should've been dead last night, and Colonel in two years. I thought the man who sold those cards said you had talent? Is there no milk?

  Carmen : In my handbag.

  [he stares at her, surprised] 

  Xavier : Wouldn't that look better in the fridge?

  Carmen : I brought that milk from Oscar's. Savings. Come on, draw a card.

  Xavier : Why didn't I marry Doortje? She's now quietly and peacefully in bed with Pico.

  [he puts the card on the table] 

  Carmen : If you did anything other than snore, I would've been in bed next to you.

  [she turns the card] 

  Carmen : Oh no, Xavier.

  Xavier : What's the matter? Am I dying again?

  [he laughs] 

  Carmen : I see quarrels in our household.

  Xavier : Really? That way I can also predict the future, you know.

  [he spills milk] 

  Carmen : Damn it, can't you watch?

  Xavier : I'm sorry, Carmen, I'm sorry.

  Carmen : You lummox!

  Xavier : It's so dark in here as well.

  Carmen : Here, clean it up.

  [she throws him a dishcloth] 

  Carmen : And besides, you still have to pay me.

  Xavier : What?

  Carmen : For laying your cards.

  Xavier : I'll pay you in kind.

  Carmen : Oh yeah? Fine. I have one minute left.