Futurama (TV Series)

Less Than Hero (2003)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Captain Yesterday, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Narrator, The Zookeeper

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Quotes 

• Turanga Leela : Let's see, which powers do we have. Super strength?

  [Leela breaks a table, Fry kicks a hole in the wall] 

  Fry : Yep.

  Turanga Leela : Lickety speed?

  [they run to the other end of the room in less than a second] 

  Fry : Check.

  Turanga Leela : Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?

  Fry : Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Screw you!

  Turanga Leela : Ain't got that.

  Fry : Nope.

• Fry : I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.

• [the mayor has summoned the New Justice Team, and Fry, Leela and Bender have to leave to get into costume] 

  Turanga Leela : Oh, I completely forgot, I left my apartment on fire!

  [leaves] 

  Bender : And have to take my LSATs!

  [leaves] 

  Fry : And I can't take life anymore!

  [jumps out window] 

• Fry : Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself!

  Turanga Leela : Check under the cap. There may be a caked-in gold mine.

  Fry : El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.

  Bender : El Zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?

• Fry : Wow! A superpowers drug you can rub on your skin? You think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

• The Zookeeper : Ah, the superheroes. Or should I say super zeroes?

  Fry : That was uncalled for.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [Fry and Leela's muscles hurt after building the supercollider]  I've got just the thing: genuine miracle cream I bought from a travelling salesman. "Come one, come all", he said, "Step right up". "This deal sounds too good to be true", I thought. He said I looked like a smart, young man. "So, is it a deal?", I enquired. Two hours later he was gone, with sixty of my dollars. But I have the miracle cream!

• Turanga Leela : Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret.

  Fry : From everybody?

  Turanga Leela : Especially from everybody!

  Fry : Give several reasons why.

  Turanga Leela : For one, super heroes cause a lot of colateral dammage and we don't want to get our but sued.

  Fry : Or do we? No, I guess not.

• Mugger : Excuse me. Hi! Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back because my Aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets.

  Turanga Leela : I don't believe that story for a second.

  Mugger : It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you.

  Fry : There's no bus to Jersey City.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news anyone! The Swedish robot from pi-kea is here with the super collider I ordered.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.